How to Make Your Dog Appear to be Incredibly Intelligent

Many people are under the mistaken assumption thatcommand).When I put the food bowl down and
commands need to be one syllable."Sit.""Down.""Up"make the dog wait for the release command, the
(in the car)."Kennel up."This is not an accuratenormal "Free" or "Take a break," becomes "Chow
understanding (or observation) of how dogs learn.Intime!" (The release command in this context is
my experience, dogs recognize sound patterns,situational).Anyway--the point is: Have fun with your
rhythms and tonality. Have you ever noticed howtraining. Your dog
your dog's ears perk up whendoesn't inherently understand one word from
you ask, "Do you want a cookie?" just as much asanother--he only gets
they do if youthe associations you create with each word. This is
just say, "Cookie"?Now, when you're out in the field,why you can
sometimes it's best to havetrain your dog in a variety of different languages,
commands that are only one syllable. However, forand your
non-essentialfriends will think your dog is multi-lingual.I once had a
commands, I like to incorporate a bit of humor intodog that spoke three languages. (Or understood
my training.For example, "Shake," becomes, "Slap methree languages at least!)And I'm not above lowering
some skin, brotha," ormyself and my dog training for cheap
"What's shakin', Mama?"And, "Hup" (short for "Get inlaughs amongst my friends.Meanwhile, they all think
the truck,") become, "Get your tookis in thethat the dog must be a genius. And trust me--your
truck.""Kennel up," humorously becomes, "Get in thedog will have a big smile on her face as she soaks up
mansion.""Bark" transforms into, "Who's yourall the attention, too.That's all for now, folks!
daddy?"The command I use for "attack," becomes,Adam
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