| I was at Macy's the other day checking
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| | I had to move... ya know? Just how long
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| out pots and pans. The salesman came
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| | was I to stand in that weird
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| up to me and told me about a set on sale
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| | position?....I did... and the final jar
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| for $99. marked down from $300. It
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| | of mustard... flew to the ground,
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| was EXACTLY what I had been looking for
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| | splattering
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| to replace our teflon bare pans! I said
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| | everywhere the sauces and rice and what
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| let me go call my husband. A hundred
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| | not, had missed."NOOOO000000ooooo!' I
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| bucks is still a hundred bucks, right?So
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| | heard the salesgirl exclaim... adding to
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| Denny and I decided to get them. I went
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| | the drama.
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| back and grabbed a box with a small
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| | "DON'T WALK ON THE FLOOR... THERE IS
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| saute pan to add to the boxed set on
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| | RICE 'EVERYWHERE ... AND 'GLASS!"
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| sale. I stood before the display and
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| | "STAY THERE!" she redirected her
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| grabbed the larger box underneath. At
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| | attention back to me.Hummm I thought
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| one point I noticed that the display was
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| | after another 3-4 minutes... am I to stay
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| shifting a tad. All the pots and pans
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| | in this spot
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| were displayed along with glass (glass
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| | 'forever'? I decided to break another
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| being the operative word here) jars
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| | one of her newly set rules and tip toed
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| filled with gourmet mustards and sauces.
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| | ever so carefully onto the carpet.
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| Other 'glass' jars were filled with rice
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| | Her LOOK...WOULD KILL!
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| and pasta ... well rice for sure... and I
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| | "OK then", I said, "Well I would still
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| | like the pots and pans"
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| think the other was pasta.....
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| | "Come this way", said the salesman, who
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| As I said... I noticed the display began
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| | had first helped me, as he quite
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| to shift... in s-l-o-w m-o-t-i-o-n....
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| | gingerly picked up the boxes from still
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| you
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| | another display. (I think they must get a
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| know how that is? You have time to
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| envision the inevitable end? The disaster
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| | commission)
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| at
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| | I was glad to get out of there needless
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| hand?The crash was awesome! Rice and
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| | to say.As I left I could still hear the
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| gourmet sauces...EVERYWHERE. It was hard
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| | salesgirl directing potential traffic...
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| to decipher which was louder... the
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| | "STOP!...
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| SCREAM of the salesgirl nearby... or the
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| | DON'T COME DOWN THIS WAY... GO
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| actual crash!
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| | A-R-O-U-N-D!!"
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| Sheesh a ma neesh I thought... even in
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| | When I went home I went through my
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| the midst of this... CALM DOWN! As we
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| | cupboards, gathered up all the worn pots
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| all know... I am not exactly a low keyed
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| | and pans in question and replaced them
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| person once prompted in the direction
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| | with my shiny new set! Awesome! I
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| of excitement. Yet... I still felt the
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| | made a couple eggs for Denny and they
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| salesgirl was a bit premature. I mean,
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| | were fabulous!What can I say... I have
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| the
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| | never been graceful and never been a
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| items had not fully landed!'DON'T
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| | dancer... I am
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| MOVE!!' exclaimed the salesgirl as she
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| | exercising though and I think I heard or
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| surveyed the final damage.
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| | read somewhere that makes one more
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| Meanwhile the clerk who had first talked
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| | sure on their feet and clears ones
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| me into getting the pots and pans had
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| | head!About MeName:Kathy
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| arrived at the scene."Why didn't you ask
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| | Ostman-MagnusenLocation:Hawaii, United
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| me to get them for you?" he said with
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| | StatesAloha! I am a figurative artist and
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| mournful regret.Keep in mind... I am
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| | Illustrator. If you check out my website
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| still standing there... remembering the
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| | you
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| salesgirls cry of
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| | will see that I am very prolific in
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| 'DON'T MOVE!', holding the boxes in
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| | oils. My paintings are collected
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| place against the display. I am sort of
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| | worldwide. I
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| wondering how long I must stand in this
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| | also do sculpture; images available upon
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| position.The salesgirl begins yelling at
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| | request. I have illustrated for Hay
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| all wanna be passers by..."DON'T COME
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| | House Inc. , Neil Davidson, who was
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| THIS
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| | considered for the Pulitzer Prize in
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| WAY!! GO AROUND... THERE IS RICE ALL
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| | feature
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| OVER THE FLOOR... IT IS 'VERY'
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| | writing, and several other publications.
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| DANGEROUS!!!"
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| | I also enjoy story writing and poetry.
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| Naturally... EVERYONE... from far and
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| | All
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| wide in the whole store was curious at
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| | of the paintings,stories and poems are
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| this point.
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| | written by me.
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