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Top Five Ways To Use Your Extra Kidney

Like it or not, Reality TV Shows seem to human kidney, although it's bound to have
be everywhere. Unless you are a TV happened before. A member of the British
pariah you will have no doubt experienced military was sent the smuggled kidney of
the joys of such shows as "Big Brother", an executed Chinese prisoner as a
"There's Something about Miriam", birthday prank. He did the only
"Lapdance Island" and "Space Cadets". reasonable thing: marinated it in a cream
The latest addition to this list of mind bechamel sauce with a tomato paste. By
boggling reality shows is BNN's "The Big all accounts it was delicious.
Donor Show" to be aired on Friday the 1st Use it as a dowry. If you simply can't
of June for Dutch viewers. The 80 minute get rid of a troublesome daughter then
show invites viewers to send in their your extra kidney could be your saviour.
advice and opinions to help a critically An increasingly common practice in south
ill woman choose the best possible and west India is to sell off a kidney in
recipient of her kidney from among 3 order to pass on your daughter. According
contenders. to medical anthropologist Lawrence Cohen,
Though the show's concept has been parents can no longer complain about
ridiculed and declared unethical by many being unable to raise a dowry. "Haven't
political parties, kidney specialists and you got a spare kidney?"
donor authorities, BNN's chairman is Make kidney stones. A handy way to avoid
protecting the show and its concept, months of agonising post-op pain and a
saying: "The chance for a kidney for the lifetime of single kidney-dom is to keep
contestants is 33%. This is much higher your kidneys in their rightful place and
than that for people on a waiting list". turn your attentions to growing kidney
This is all in very poor taste, but this stones. All you have to do is pee them
being the least of our concerns, we've out and sell them on. One of William
come up with our top five things to do Shatner's stones recently sold for a
with your spare kidney. After all, mammoth $25,000. Nice work if you can get
everyone's got one. it.
Top five ways to use your extra kidney Transplant it. Probably the only legal
Sell it. The black market trade in method to get rid of an unwanted kidney
organs, especially kidneys, is is simply, give it to someone else.
burgeoning. Dodgy backstreet doctors Preferably someone who's going to use it
will relieve you of your spare organ for as a kidney and not as an ornamental
a tasty wad of cash, but be careful about paper weight.
where you go. It's much better to use the Just to make it clear before any of you
organ pirates of Brazil, where you could rush off to your local backstreet butcher
earn up to $10,000, than the bandits of to start making your organs pay please,
Baghdad who'll only offer a meagre please, please don't. Having a kidney
$1,400. removed will really hurt. A lot. And
Eat it. You're carrying around your very you'll spend the rest of your life in
own main course and you won't even put on fear that your one remaining kidney will
any weight by eating it. We can only find die of loneliness, leaving you right up
one reported instance of a man eating a the Loop of Henle.




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